We all know that Sallu Uncle is a bit obsessed with his physique. Has been for years! He clearly aspires to one day be a geriatric body builder. Anywho, the man so vain that we can play a drinking game with shots had for every time he needlessly removes his skin tight, mesh baby doll tee in his movies, and get good and drunk from doing so, surprised me at his recent press meet for his film
Ready.

Well given that he's as proud as a peacock about his looks, I was rather shocked by his haggard appearance. Sallu Uncle, you cannot "treat your body like a temple" but then forget all about your face! I don't care how toned and tight the bod is, the second we start seeing dark under-eye circles and puffiness, well, it's a dead giveaway! Now I don't normally advocate for men wearing makeup, but I do have a suggestion for our dear Sallu who so desperately thinks he's still 20. Use under-eye concealer, baba! No seriously. I am not joking. Get your butt to your nearest Bobbi Brown retailer asap. I know the pain that is waking up in the morning to be greeted by unsightly, dark circles. Do what you will with makeup and fitness, these babies will undo all those painstaking efforts! What's a gal (or in Sallu's case, a well-over-middle-aged guy) to do? Use Bobbi Brown's
Tinted Eye Brightner. Seriously.

This stuff is amazing. It used to come in a little pot so you had to buy a small flat brush to apply it. Well Bobbi's gone and made things simpler. It now comes in a pen form so a separate brush is unnecessary. She's got a wide range of shades so that bodes well for us brownies. I love this stuff - it works wonders and a small dab goes a long way! Just apply a few small dots from your inner eye to just about under your pupil. Use the brush to blend and then finish up with a few light pats of your ring finger. Tah dah! Your circles are camouflaged and you instantly look more awake! Two words of advice though: use just a bit because if you overdo it, it will be impossible to blend, and be sure to blend blend blend.
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