Alright, alright. I know it's a tad on the late side, but in case any of you were waiting with bated breath, here's the third starlet to be featured in Cannes-tastic: Mallika Sherawat. Before you say, "Shera-who?" she's the starlet famous for really nothing else than wearing bizarre cut-out clothing. That said, her initial outfits at Cannes were quite surprising. It was a parade of absolutely un-fashionable attire. She could best be described as dressed by Chic's ugly step-cousin Dowdy. And yes, the ever-publicity-hungry Ms. S is in fact posing provacatively with a snake in that last picture. What. The. Heck?!
But just when you're thinking that perhaps Ms. S has taken a vow of frumpiness, wait for it...wait for it. There it is: classic Sherawat. For fans (such as there were) of Sherawat's OTT "style", she doesn't disappoint. For the the rest of us, in the words of Liz Lemon: "what the what?!".