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When you think of a movie premiere, you think of glamming it up, no? You do not think, "let me throw on whatever in a totally haphazard manner." Admittedly, Bollywood produces a helluva lot of movies annually, but a premiere's still a premiere and a girl's got to look good!

What then, were these women thinking at the Kash Mere Hote premiere in Mumbai? The conversation that the unidentified lady had with herself while getting dressed went something like this: "Hmmm. I have this premiere to go to but my favorite suit's at the cleaners. I know, I'll throw on this camisole that is both tacky and ill-fitting and wear these precariously close-to-camel-toe-creating spandex pants, and, here's the really brilliant part: I will wear my odhni. No will will ever notice that I am not wearing a salwaar suit."Meanwhile, Rituparna Sengupta was also devising a plan. When she arrived at the premiere, she immediately thought: "I'm so clever! If I position myself between Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum, it'll be less painfully obvious that I am channeling Esmerelda the gypsy."
Ladies, while your plans were certainly inventive, how about remembering that it's a premiere for God's sake, and not some misguided costume party. Creativity is fine. Sloppiness, not so much. And under no circumstances is spandex permissible evening wear.

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Rima Kaur said…
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bwahahahahah!

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